I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
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I'm not going to say I knew he would say it but that's what I thought he'd said.
Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."
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The best pickup line there ever was. WARNINGβ οΈ: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.
You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?
Ninja when he is called a fagot by a kid on h1z1 and goes all out
Kid: aw fuck you fagot
Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
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April 20th ask your crush out if they dont say yes than that's your luck π₯΅
Ask your crush out and they have to say yes.
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This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below
I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY
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Every Saturday is do whatever your girlfriend says day.
Guy 1: come over Saturday
Guy 2: Cant its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.
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