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A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.
I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest
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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
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a response to something you dont care about
"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
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The adj of celebrities (male) acting like their fans dont know what specific things that they do
Harrry styles asked: “if you know this song, please sing”. Me: of course i know wtf. He acts like we dont know his blood type.
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A grammatically correct sentence about someone’s faith he had had which had had no effect on his life.
The man was always faithful, but it never seemed to do any good. In fact, you could say all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life.
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I want ur sex milk in my pussy
Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard
What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.
My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!
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