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SMART BUT NOT GOOD AT SPORTS, A SIMP, AND SOMETIMES A DOUCHEBAG
look at that smart-ass patrick, what a douchebag
A guy who really fat and steals things and has no game
"Dude that guy is such a patrick!"
Patrick bad. No Patrick
Patrick that starfish dude from Finding Nemo
Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. He has the biggest dick ever. Crazy good at sports if you have a patrick your lucky ass fuck. Has a odd humor but is funny likes to hit u as a joke. very freaky and fine as hell
Has beautiful eyes. Easy as that. Maybe hes not all that smart, or strong, or tall, or that great with women (he kinda sucks at it actually) but once you get to know him well you see the side of him that you wouldn't expect in someone like him. He falls in love easily and when he gets roped in its hard for him to get unroped. He respects boundaries and any other rules of a relationship because whenever your happy hes happy. He embraces his nationality (maybe a little too much). But if theres one thing that hes got going for him that hes got 7 people said to him in the past month is that he has beautiful eyes. Also thats kind of a common theme in Urban Dictionary that I've noticed.
Patrick's Friend: "You have really nice eyes"
Patrick: "That makes eight!"
Patrick is a pussy ass nigga that gets no game from good bitches but the only type he gets are meth head bitches that are half dead. and he also doesnt know how to pay his taxes because he is too focused on his channel that will get nowhere and hes also focused on talking to people 5 years younger than him because he is a big loser pedophile. and to top it all off his haircut makes him look lesbian.
Girl 1:What a pussy i bet his name is patrick
Girl 2:Yeah for real