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"Have you heard from the new guy?"
"Patrick? He's my queen."
The guy who is crazy in minecraft and the guy who you just generally want to be friends with WARNING: stay on his good side
Random guy: patrick ur dumb
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!
Patrick wears his heart on his sleeve a natural humanitarian at best. You could travel all threw the galaxies and never find another. No man could compete or compare or ever be so rare. Those who are privileged to know him are blessed. He's the sexiest man alive and the one who makes my heart skip a beat. But does he love me or does he love me not?
A Patrick is an absolute asshole. He will cheat on you and he will act petty over nothing. Do not date a Patrick because all he does is make creepy jokes and talk about gruesome things like it's okay.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Patrick's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.
Jew, small cock huge nose. Likes cowgirls
Here comes Patrick look at that nose he could smell buttpussy from a mile away
the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.
damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.