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The boys were souped up with Campbell's chicken noodle soup.
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The kind of thick, nutritionally rich soup with fairly random contents served so often at boarding schools, barracks, and the like. Very often, these concoctions are at least partially made up from main dish left-overs from the days before - or worse. In most cases, you don't want to know what is in it, hence the name, which derives from the "don't ask, don't tell" mantra of the U.S. army.
"Dude, what are the little brown bits in that sludge they are serving us?"
"Oh, I have no idea. But that is gay soup, anyway - so don't ask, don't tell!"
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Every kind of souP has P in it!
"I love Pea Soup" said Brutus to Sweet Pea.
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Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.
The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.
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the substance discharged after vigorous anal sex
"pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down my leg"
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When you piss on your fist and stick it down a girls throat until she gags and throws up and then you punch her in her dirty face
yo cindy came over and i gave her some phillipino soup
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A) It origionated in the south west Indies of North America dated back to about a month or so ago by a certain species Tony-ious-erectus using hyroglyphics to depict the name of the beloved Candice.
B) The act of diceing a can of soup
Tony scribbles on the back of a paper plate while Amber Jordan is speaking and puts it in the middle of the table depicting a can of soup and some game dice.
Candice: "What? Soup ... DICE?!"
Tobi stares into space wondering what the significance of a can of soup and dice is while not paying attention to the rest of the convorsation
Derrick: "No, it says Candice ... see, can, dice."
Candice: "Oh!"
Tobi grabs the plate to draw picto-grams of candice ... then she notices thats what Tony just did.
"OHHHHHH!!!! CANDICE!!!! I GET IT!! HAHAHAHAHA!"
The whole church quiets down and looks in the general direction of Tobi while tobi is probly spilling Chai Lee Tate in her lap.
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