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What game is he not better than you at?
Boy 1: Bro I'm so bad at this game
Boy 2: Tommy isn't
After 6 and a half years, Tommy gay now.
6 and a half years later, tommy is gay.
He has the longest and the biggest dick in the world that can be used as a gun
When someone is so bad at League of Legends, but still spends most of his life on it.
Wow, doeas he even have a life? No, he is a real tommi golden
absolutely annoying. This dumb despicable donkey talks so much crap online and behind people's backs but when it comes to a physical fight he runs the hell away as if Ken Chau had kicked his "butt to the moon". He is short asf too , probably shorter than Lord Fken Farquaad,wait, so short he can do a billion front flips under his bed. He gets beaten up as a teaching to not open his mouth and spit shit out again but obviously, the retard just does not learn. He is treacherous and he's those type of kids that would say some gay joke, for example. Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
Tommy Mai: hey fuckers im playing some game irl cuz im gay
Others: *whispers* let's drop this smurf
When you vomit inside a fat chick's gooch and keep eating her out.
Maverick: "Last night was a movie bro, I hit a girl with the vommy tommy!"
Noah: "I know what you are."