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It's an irrefutable, scientific fact that Mr Tony Knows. Knows what? Everything that has ever happened, is happening and possibly could happen.
Therefore 'Mr Tony Knows' is the definitive answer to all questions.
For evidence of Mr Tony's omniscience, google it and find a picture. Then you will know, what I know, what joe33 shoulda knew, That Mr Tony Knows. It's fact.
'Aww man, where my keys at?'
'Dude, Mr Tony Knows you left them in your jacket.'
'Did Hyland smash Healy?'
'Mr Tony Knows he rode the whale'
The greatest Skateboarding game ever created by mankind. At the time of writing this, the game is 10 years and 3 months old and is still widely known as the best Skating game ever made. If Neversoft had any sense, they would release it in the Xbox Live Marketplace.
Jimmy's Mom: So, Jimmy, what do you want for Christmas 2014? Xbox one, PS4...?
Jimmy: Nah, I saw a PS2 on eBay for $24.
Jimmy's Mom: Okay... why a PS2? I thought I bought you one of those, like, 12 years ago.
Jimmy: Yeah but it broke last year. I want another one so i can play Tony Hawk's Underground. It's sick.
A.) When a small time hustler/dealer makes their first $500 to a G and starts talkin, thinkin, and actin like they are Tony Montana, Soprano, Vito Corleone, Frank Lucas etc.
B.) When a mid to high level hustler/ drug dealer bugs out (usually on a yayo/ drinking night) and thinks the feds and everybody else are out to get them and gets super paranoid, peaking out his window all night.
Tony Montana Syndrome
A. Yea you like this jacket son? you know me, my shit stand out like Frank Lucas' mink. I stay G'd from the feet up!
B. See "Mind Playin Tricks on Me" by the Geto Boys
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A pompus asshat fucking hardcore republican. Usually works for Ahaus Tool and Engineering, and wins Engineer of the year. Has no real clue that everyone hates him, and thinks he is the biggest tool on the face of the planet. Metro thinks he rawks. Also is a dick.
King Tony is such a fucking asshat. He actually thinks people like him.
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a Fiat brand automobile (a backronym stemming from the lack of reliability and other problems ecountered in the vehicles by U.S. owners durning the 1970's-80's)
Your Fix it again Tony is blowing out fumes again.
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Somebody who finds texting more important than a conversation with an actual human being. Often times, a Tony Two Thumbs will ignore everything in his or her environment to urgently respond to a text.
John: So what are you doing tonight?
Adam: ...(thumb-stroke noises)...
John: Alright, Tony Two Thumbs, let me know when you're ready to talk
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For fuck sake, someone has abandoned a Tony Blair in the toilet, the fucker won't flush it just keeps bobbing back up.
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