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When a girl give an uncircumcised man a blow job and the foreskin has underwear lint trapped in the foreskin.
Patty when I gave Marvin a blow job lastnight it tasted like licking the lint trap of the dryer!
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A young girl or jail bait with large breasts who looks a lot older than she really is.
Friend 1: "Bro did you see the chest on that girl?"
Friend 2: "Yeah but I have the feeling that it's a Boobie Trap."
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An insult, mainly towards a fat or obese person, male or female, who refuses to do anything about their wieght and just keeps on eating fatty and greasy foods, and they frequently use excuses that such as "I will always be that way" or "God made me this way". Other grease traps wallow in their own misery at the fact that they are so fat and sit in front of the T.V. eating a bag of Doritos and drinking a mcDonalds milkshake while watching Maury or Oprah when they could be working out instead of eating so much grease. This is why they are called grease traps, because they are aware of the problem, and will not make healthy chioces in order to change the situation.
Girl #1: Oh that Tim guy eats way too much greasy foods. The sad thing is that he refuses to do a thing about it. He just keeps eating and eating.
Girl #2: He has become such a grease trap.
Girl #1: Yeah tell me about it. The fryers at McDonalds has less grease in their traps then he does.
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When a guy is about to cum and tries to pull out but the girl wraps her legs around him and says "BE MY BABY DADDY!!"
guy: I'm about to cum!!!
girl: *wraps legs around him and traps him in*
guy: what're you doing?!?!?!
girl: BE MY BABY DADDY
guy: OH HELL NO YOU'RE NOT BEAR TRAPPING ME!!
Yo this girl tried to bear trap me last night, so I punched her in the gut so she'd let go
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when someone calls you and and doesn't tell you that they have another person on the line listening to you.
Last night i got 3way trap and my girlfriend found out i was cheating
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A skill or item that is used to draw in the females for the prescribed mating ritual.
Hey look at justin and paul playing guitar, they may as well be settting a lady trap.
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On MySpace, when somebody comments on your status, and you then have a conversation with them on your status, but after a bit you want to change your status. Which will cause the unwanted end to the conversation, because, frankly, continuing it in a message would ruin it and/or be awkward.
Dude 1: Man, that hot chick commented my status, and we kept talking, but then I got chinese food and wanted to tell the whole world about it, but she was too hot to end the conversation.
Dude 2: You were so totally status trapped!
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