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When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.
Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?
That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.
-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"
-"Man, incense."
-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"
-"Fucking ash turds. FML."
A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')
Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"
Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"
Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"
Person 2: "Yep, what you know"
Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "
Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"
A) A septic pond.
B) A body of highly polluted water.
Hey...sorry the septic tank broke. But now you have a turd lake
A fart that's so concentrated with vaporized poo particles, that the person sitting next to you claims that you have shit yourself, or can taste your turd.
Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).
Josh ate 10 pounds of beans, cheese, beer and yogurt right before going to bed. Poor Ashley was up all night suffering the wrath of the vapor turds.
An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.
“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”
A definition that my 4 year old son made up for someone who could be considered a "Deusch bag".
Jeremy sure thinks he is super cool. What a turd knacker.