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When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
A way of saying I don’t care to someone.
Micheal: “I found a rock!”
Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”
Micheal: “I love cookies!”
Rory: “….”
Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot
Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot
A way to justify that your a genuis when predicting results of professional sporting competition.
Rick: Who do you think will win the 2011 NBA finals?
Steve: I want the Mavs to win but I think the Heat will win.
Rick: Don't give me that 'want but think' bullshit. If you were to bet money, who would you put it on?
Steve: ...
That guy (or gal)! Typically a neighbor. Always knows YOUR best course of action. Appears less intelligent than the "what I would have done" guy (usually not on location).
Whilst trying to figure out the assembly of a swing set you nosy neighbor peeks in to explain the obvious. Once again he proves to be the ultimate what your going to want to do guy.
It's a politer way to tell someone that you just want to fuck them
I just want to hug you
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A skits way of asking “do you want a hit of this joint?”
Sass mate: “Oi Quinton, do you want a turn of this?”
Talkin Pete:”Fuckin hell mate, that was a fuckin skits story.” Lezley Mackerel:“Well it’s only the beginning mate.” Talkin Pete:”Well, do you want a turn of this before you tell me the next part?” Lezley Mackerel:”Cheers mate, pretty good shit eh. What is it?” Talkin Pete: “I’m not sure, I think it might be Jack Herer or something.”