War Balls

When your balls swell up after a long day of doin work and pussy poppin'

Damn Fool, Them War Balls are swelled up like grape fruits.

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War turtle

A turtle with a army hat and a strap on minigun

Why have to take down the war turtle it's
Killing everyone

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war in ukraine

The war in which Ukraine is kicking russias ass

Putin: *invades ukraine*
Ukraine: *beats russias ass*

war in ukraine

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Iraq War

Gaming. When a fighting game becomes such a mess that you can't do anything except fire randomly and hope for the best.
Named for to the complete mess that British and American forces made when they invaded Iraq in 2003.

I was playing Wii Play tanks when three red tanks cornered me we all opened fire and it turned into an Iraq war.

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war head

A spliff, weed,wacky backy, marajuana, green, ganga

Oh man I've had a long day,gunna roll a war head and chill,can't wait for the first toke!

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War criminal

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a war criminal, he is unhinged

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war and peace

1. (n) an epic novel by Leo Tolstoy, first published from 1865 to 1869. Considered to be one of the world's greatest novels.

2. (v) the act of taking a really long time in the bathroom (usually defecating), an amount of time so long, it is exaggerated that the individual could finish such a novel within that time. Originates from the popular habit of reading while defecating.

1. "Dag yo, War and Peace is one of the best books ever!"

2. Person A: "Damn homey, how long were you in the bathroom?"
Person B: "Sorry bro, I had to War and Peace."

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