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Being stopped from smoking weed. Derived from the terms cock block and twat swat.
I was going to smoke this fat ass blunt with my homies but then my girlfriend weed whacked me and forced me to stay in.
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Herb grown with chemicals. Usually inferior to organic hydroponically grown. Hippies will tell you its bad for you cause, otherwise, its like some damn vitamins.
Smoke that chem weed? Fuck you!
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The Circle of Weed is an idea, a maxim, a theory. The Circle of Weed states that smoking someone up will generally lead to them smoking you up in the future. Widely accepted by marijuana smokers, this mostly unspoken maxim facilitates the interaction of pot smokers and generally stimulates the sharing of weed amongst friends and acquaintances. Conversely, those ignoring the maxim are generally shunned from those circles familiar with the idea. The term is accepted to be a play on the 'Circle of Life,' popularized by The Lion King®.
"Man, I been smokin' you guys up the past few days, but I know y'all will return the favor."
"Circle of weed, nigga."
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As like a beer belly, a puffed out stomach obtained by marijuana use. These people usually can't control the munchies
"Kev, I'm gonna be honest man: your gut is protruding and is killin your chances with any bitches."
"yeah man. My weed belly is getting a little outta hand. Stupid munchies..."
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When a person is mentally a physically slowed because of either being under the influence of weed or long term exposure to weed. When someone is on Weed Time they are much less productive and have a "fuck it" attitude
"Where is Brain? hes 30 minutes late to work"
"He hasn't been on time in a month, he must be on Weed Time
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The action of lighting a blunt, sticking it in a girl’s vagina, then proceeding to smoke the said blunt. Bonus points if you burn her.
“Bro, you aight? You look tired.”
“Yeah bro I’m vibing, I just had weed sex.”
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1: A foul smell created after the use of marijuana.
2: A saying used by "stoners" to describe excitement or hype.
1: dude, smell my fingers, I've got a serious case of the weed stank bro.
2: Dude, weed stank!
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