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To take the most Earth shattering dump..................it literally takes the life out of you.
Get out of my way!!!! I have to go and fight the brown whale and it's not gonna be pretty! You have any spray in there??!?!?!?!?!?!
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To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.
Lets go Fail Whale Hunting, mate!
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A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.
"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"
"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"
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Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.
Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.
Man 2: That sounds awesome.
Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!
Man 2: What the hell is that?
Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.
Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!
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a whale out of water is a morbidly obese "human" wearing fishnets on numerous parts of its "body". named because it is the size of a whale, is walking on land, and has obviously broken numerous fishermen's nets. its normal habitat is in/around topic and is a good sign to run like fuck and handlefuck some douche bags' cars on the way out.
steve:HOLY FUCK DUDE. i just barfed up a kidney and both my llungs when that whale out of water walked by in nothing but a skimpy bikini and fishnet. god damnit what is this world coming to. and why is the holocaust over???
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.
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A expression or phrase used to describe the realtionship with someones stupidity compared to whales.
It was also researched by Adrianna that Whales do perform homosexual-like actions.
1: I am so RICH! but my leg is broken
2: Man that gay as a Whale!
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Those ridiculously fat people who hang around in theme parks or amusement parks, even though they can't possibly fit on the rides. Often surounded by their calfs, those babies too young to enjoy any of the rides. Basically, they have no purpose there other than to wait in long lines for food.
Look out, Bob! It's a pod of theme park whales!
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