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Damn n$&&@! This chemotherapy got me lookin like Jada pinkett smith up in this mofo!
Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.
John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.
Someone who is truly trustable and very kind and has a wife named abby or Abelina
Always trust a shawn with your cup!
“Hey Shawn could you hold my cup?”
Shawn: “yeah of course!”
Shawn Patrick smith,I love him
Going out and drinking hard for many consecutive nights, such as one would do over a wedding weekend or Mardi Gras.
"Why are you going home, it's only midnight?"
"It's been five nights of smith for me, I'm tired."
"Exams are over, I'm going out for five nights of smith!"
"You look bad, it looks like you've had five nights of smith."
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American actress, born November 8,1967, San Franscisco, Calif., grew up nearby in Santa Crus and in S.F., became thru the late 70s-80s often featured up-and-coming juvenile actress, then appearing i series "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" as "Stacy",the former Jennifer Jason Leigh virgin charcter and "Day By Day", and some movies before in 1992, at 24 or so, FINALLY hitting the bigtime in Fox's big hit "Melrose Place" TV Show as Allison, then OPPOSITE Calista Flockhart playing, by conicidence, an Allison-Ally McBeal",also on Fox, then Touchstone/Disney's current According to Jim" 2001}, as Jim Belushi's "Donna Reed with a sense of humor" to Jim's Jackie Gleason and John Goodman; usually acts only on TV with few exceptions -one being Carrot Top's reasonably funny flick, 1998's "Chairman of the Board" which was NOT about Frank Sinatra; and now has a very funny book from Broadway Books-"Outside In". Bold, Blond, and Beautiful, to quote a Hairspray quote.
HORNY RED BLOODED AMERICAN MALE: "Boy, did you see Courtney Thorne-Smith - boy if I were in the army I would have a pinup of her. At least as she is, if not in a swimsuit
HIS EQUALLY HORNY RED BLODDED MALE FRIED: (enthusiastically-like) "(all drawnout) YEAAAH!!!!!"
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Joe Smith was a failed con-man who finally succeeded by fooling people into believing that he found some gold plates with a record of the ancient inhabitants of the Americas in the ground and "translated" them by sticking his head in his hat and having the words magically appear. When he was unable to sell his "book" he founded a religion the mormons, because much to his surprise, many people actually bought his crazy story. (Mormons are also known collectively as the morg)
Despite a life of crime and sexual liasons with the children (some as young as 14) and the wives of his followers, he succeeded in gathering several thousand followers and founded a city in Illinois where he, as mayor, was able to escape justice from all the crimes he had committed in Missouri and Ohio. But after his sexual liasons with teenagers and other mens wives exposed in a newly founded newspaper, he ordered it destroyed and committed treason against the U.S. by ordering his private militia in to action. While awaiting trial on the treason charges he ordered his militia to come and break him out of jail, but the messenger he sent refused to join him in his treasonous acts. He was killed in a gun battle with a vigilante mob, but mormons claim he managed to kill 2 of the vigilantes.
Because of Joseph Smith's penchant for abusing his power to fuck the teenage daughters of his followers, a married middle-aged man who uses a position of power to fuck a teenager is Joseph Smithing.
Did you hear Mr. Toolman, the girls basketball coach got caught Joseph Smithing one of the girls on the team?
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