Camping in the woods

A variation of the Alabama hot pocket, generally performed while drunk with the beer shits, involving "spraying the bush with diarrhea" while attempting to have sex

Bob got really drunk last night and went Camping in the Woods with Alice.

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wood kitchen

Area in your yard for cutting, splitting and piling firewood.

For example, if I had a stack of rough cut logs on one side of my yard, logs cut to length on another side, two or three piles of spit wood (especially if sorted by species) on the other side and a wood splitting station in the middle, my neighbor might say "nice wood kitchen you got goin' there!"

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Prime Wood

A man who gets a woody thinking of the Autobot, Optimus Prime.

That robot made me pop wood!

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wood pusher

dumb skaters who dont have a life

oh look at that dumb asz skating & wtf is the point of flipping a piece of fucking wood around your feet! dumb wood pusher

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Wood Pigeon

When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.

"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."

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Xavier Woods

Something The World Cant Handle. An Absolute Bitch Machine. Women, Men, Nonbinary, Anyone, Everyone, Everything. He Is God And Satan Himself. He Is Everything And Nothing At Once. He Is Xavier Woods.

Person1: "yo, why is that dude so.....yk?"
Person2: "his name is Xavier Woods, what do you expect"

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Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

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