bother yourself

Masturbating,usually out of boredom.

You tend to bother yourself a lot on Mondays.

Dont call yourself a model if you aint been in vogue

Talking about doing something without actually backing it up.
Dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk

Person 1 - i have been putting in so much efforts in the gym lately.

Person 2 - “Dont call yourself a model if you aint been in vogue”

Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

Maceing yourself

The act of doing something bad to yourself to gain sympathy. Named after Nancy Mace who graffitied her own driveway to gain votes

Stop Maceing yourself

crumb yourself out

Settle for less than you deserve. Date a scrub or loser..

Girl you gonna crumb yourself out dating that scrub. You can do better than that.

Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

pattern yourself

To sort your self out

Oi stop being so rude and pattern yourself