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Common misspelling of the name Bob Bryar, the drummer for My Chemical Romance. He replaced Matt Pelliser in 2004 after being a sound tech.
Bob Bryer: ehhh my leg hurts. that fire idea was the stupidest idea ever, guys.
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The process of stapling a girls vagina shut and then taking a shit on it and rubbing it around.
Johnny boy came over and we played Bob The Builder and now my vagina hurts
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"The Doodle Bob"
A sexual maneuver where when doing a girl from behind right as she's about to climax you well "NIMOY HOY MINYOY YOY!" at the top of your lungs and plunge a pencil, eraser first, into her anus. Bonus points for the comically large pencils.
Why isn't Tom's new girlfriend talking to him right now?
Didn't you hear? He gave her the doodle bob.
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The very talented and sexy drummer of My Chemical Romance. Replaced Matt Pellissier in 2001 and was once a drum tech for The Used. Born on new years eve 1979 in Chicago, Illinois has blond hair, pale skin, and baby blue eyes. He is also known as the joker of the band and is said to prefer cats to dogs. He also has a few piercings, such as his lip, lobes, and possibly his eyebrow. As well, he seems to have lost some weight after starting in the band.
MCRposergirl: OMG like i love MCR!! Gerard is soo hawwwt!!
Me: Yea i love MCR too, especially Bob Bryar!
MCRposergirl: Whos BOB??!???!!
ME: Bob...the drummer
MCRposergirl: OH!!...is he related to Gerard? Cus then if he is i bet he'd be really HAWT! NOW I LOVE BOB!
ME: no!...you loser
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A bob is slang for a British shilling. Two-bob means two shillings. There are twelve shillings in a pound. "Two bob" typically precedes an insult where you are essentially saying the person is worthless.
"Get back inside, you've got nothing on, now mind your bleedin' own you two bob cunt!"
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A word often used by middle eastern nationals for the traditional dish of Kebab spoken phonetically, Ke-bob's are often sold in meat retailers in east countries.
Fred - Hi, i'd like 2 shish kebabs.
Mekmet - Listen u ungratefull asshole, it's called Ke-bob
Fred - Ok, Ke-bob then bastard
Mekmet - If I hadn't eaten 10 bratwursts i'd come slap you!
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