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Maddie

Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.

Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.

by bigbooty69_ December 17, 2021


Maddie

An adjective used to describe a toddler/child.

Oh look she's such a Maddie!

by Dr.AllanJr September 18, 2021


Maddie

Maddie is short, clumzy, loud and has brown hair and hazel eye’s, you will probably see her always eating( chocolate or seafood ).

Teacher: why are you eating?
Maddie: idk, i dont have any self control ig??

by Moonlightapples February 11, 2019


maddie

very annoying but can be ok some times and i want to throw a grenade in her room

skye: omg thats maddie i want to kill her

daniel: yeah same

by daniel123456789497517251784561 January 14, 2022


Maddie

Has a super tight cooter. Fucks only the biggest dicks. Loves guys named Sean.

I fucked Maddie.

by DinoDaddy69 October 15, 2020


Maddie

Maddie is an bitch who gives great head. She also has no gag reflex. Maddie is the nicest person. You will be sure to fall in love with Maddie sometime in your life.

"Hey bro YK Maddie? Yeah she gave me some bomb ass head last night"
" Maddie made me bust a whole load all on her"
"Maddie is so sweet and nice i love her"

by makeucumpapi September 30, 2020


Maddie

Beyond any words to describe her Maddie is someone who without a second thought and make the largest wall of fear fall with a giggle, her beautiful and intriguing brown eyes and hair trance you into a safe and protected state of mind knowing that she won’t ever let go. Maddie can never go wrong and is always the clingy type, but with the right person she will be happiest to the point of falling in love.
Maddie, if you’re reading this you’re my world, I hope these years go by fast so we can spend the time our distance has made us miss out on.
Aishitemasu<3

I’ve fallen deeper and deeper with Maddie everyday”

by Fienx October 11, 2021