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monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004


your matt

Generic insult derived from the name of a young 'Gaming Legend' who, according to law, tries to 'pwn y0ur b4535', and fails miserably every time.

'Jeez, ya Matt... quit eating my motherfucking chips.'

'Haha, check out that stupid Matt over there...'

by Chibiviscerator March 16, 2005


matt

my future boyfriend

i love matt
same
no hes MIne

by emily#1000 November 16, 2020


matt

matt is the finest man you will ever meet. he's funny asf. he just gives you the best time of your life when you're texting him. He's great asf in bed. Very skilled and he knows how to comfort you. He makes the funniest tweets ever. And he has the best stan account u can ever see.

girl 1: omg so i met this cool n funny boy omg i think i love him
girl 2: omg ur so lucky he's such a matt

by urfinestlad August 01, 2021


Matt Ayapan

A little stinker who never smiles and never shows any joy at all. He has little respect and will never do what he is told.

“ Hey Matt Ayapan, where is my muffin
I don’t know
“Your days late you monkey man

by Monkeyy maunnn September 22, 2020


your matt

A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.

Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!

by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005


Mono Matt

doing a mono matt, is talking in a very dull monotone voice,can be very exciting if used correctly

"M y n a m e i s m a t t"

by krelle November 26, 2003