the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world
drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot
Generic insult derived from the name of a young 'Gaming Legend' who, according to law, tries to 'pwn y0ur b4535', and fails miserably every time.
'Jeez, ya Matt... quit eating my motherfucking chips.'
'Haha, check out that stupid Matt over there...'
matt is the finest man you will ever meet. he's funny asf. he just gives you the best time of your life when you're texting him. He's great asf in bed. Very skilled and he knows how to comfort you. He makes the funniest tweets ever. And he has the best stan account u can ever see.
girl 1: omg so i met this cool n funny boy omg i think i love him
girl 2: omg ur so lucky he's such a matt
A little stinker who never smiles and never shows any joy at all. He has little respect and will never do what he is told.
“ Hey Matt Ayapan, where is my muffin”
“I don’t know”
“Your days late you monkey man”
A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.
Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!
doing a mono matt, is talking in a very dull monotone voice,can be very exciting if used correctly