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An uncircumcised penis with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads.
"Dude, I knew you were uncircumcised, but I didn't know you had a baggy turtle."
Rounded shoulders and back acquired from sitting for hours at a desk over a computer.(special shout-out to renegadehealth.com)
After she discovered the social webs, she became so obsessed she turned into a desk turtle.
weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas
happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.
what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.
the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.
A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you
I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.
When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.
You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.
An act of sitting crossed legged on a rotating office chair. Spin around in continuous circles until you and your colleagues think you're lightheaded.
If a person frequently indulges in the spinning turtle act - he or she can be labelled as "The Spinning Turtle".
Royster, do the spinning turtle!
He just can get enough of doing the spinning turtle.
The Spinning Turtle is at it again.