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the molting of the pubic hair with the evidence found in beds
Crap ive got bed hair, i wont sleep for a week
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Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.
At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.
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When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.
Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet
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Also known as SBG - it is the act of participating in sex of some sort, on a bed, that squeaks.
"Did you hear Rob and Janice last night, Then must have been playing the Squeaky-Bed-Game."
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A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).
Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.
Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.
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The type of bed that your parents like to go Skeert-Skeert and move there pistons.
Person 1: I saw my parents on the Lightning McQueen Bed
Person 2: And did what
Person 3: Creating life
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1. To underestimate the competition and get savagely beaten very, very badly by Bob B. in Fantasy Football.
2. Bent over backwards
Ryan – I’m playing the rookie Bob B. this week in The Dad League. Guaranteed win, Dude!
Jonny- Yo! Real talk, you betta check yo self. I just got B-O-Bed in week 1.
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