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King the Sky

To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.

I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom

by Karmanaut December 24, 2012


Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper September 01, 2022


Sarcasm King

The King of Sarcasm, duh. Supreme master of all that is sarcastic.

Dude, the Timelord is the Sarcasm King.

by sarcasmkingtimelord January 08, 2013


king fusion

When shawthy gives hella good head.

:Was up man. Have you Seen hoodvilles new ig post
:nah man shawthy gave me king fusion

: damn thats bussin

by Real gangbanger Madrid May 07, 2022


William's King

When two gay men are 69'ing and the one on top has a shot glass inserted into his ass. The shot glass is then filled with Louis the 13th or some other high end liquor. The man on top then leans up and tries to pour the shot, from his ass, into the mouth of the man on bottom.

Kevin and Spencer were having gay sex and Kevin did a William's King with him. He managed to not spill a drop.

by Princefigs1 November 21, 2017


King Billy

A man who saved Northern Ireland from the dirty peasants (Catholics)

I would love to fuck King Billy

by A prody boy May 13, 2021


King Kurt

One of the better bands to party on. See wikipedia for any factual information.

"King Kurt is back again, back on the road to rack and ruin!"

by ratcaver April 01, 2008