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ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.

"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"

by walletbro February 23, 2018


ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie December 15, 2017


Yankee Minute

Something you haven’t done In 3 years or more

Wow, I haven’t had a cookout corn dog in a yankee minute

by Susie creamcheese July 17, 2023


max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017


New York Minute

An extremely short period of time; a few seconds; the time it takes for "everything to change" or "things to get pretty strange" for a New Yorker.

Song "New York Minute" by DON HENLEY recording as a SOLO ARTIST and not as a MEMBER OF *THE EAGLES* as some have suggested.

In a New York Minute everything can change, in a New York Minute things can get pretty strange.

by Trancengineer August 29, 2018


Minute Leech

A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong

The Minute Leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017


Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.

"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."

by Poiven February 8, 2012