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Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.
what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?
A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face
A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"
Cracking good young music producer
DJ SMOOTH PANDA is a cracking good young DJ
When you eat at panda express and after 1-2 hours you feel awful, tired, and regretful that you ate there.
Yo I'd love to play basketball later but I just had lunch and got the worst case of panda downs.
How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!