Random
Source Code

Johnson County Kansas

The classy, highest scale county in Kansas climbing the top 25 Richest Counties in the country and home to the 4th richest city as judged by the US Census Bureau. Commonly refered to as the OC of the midwest. Otherwise known as the county to get to for selling Girl Scout cookies, candy bars or go trick-or-treating on Halloween. Aside from it's richest reigning in cities like Overland Park, Lenexa or Shawnee Mission. Johnson County also holds a few ordinary middle class burbs such as Roeland Park, Olathe and Desoto.

Sam and Meghann are so lucky to live in Johnson County Kansas. They must've gotten rich after graduation. I mean I don't know which is worse, Sheena and Sal living in Jackson County or us just moving to Wyandotte aka the DOTT!

by legendssoccer85 August 28, 2008

108๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marsha P. Johnson

Revolutionary Queen. Living Goddess. Activist Angel!!!!!!!!

Who is this amazing trans woman activist from the Stonewall Riots?
Marsha P. Johnson.

by callme_please December 3, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Johnson Day

The day on which you meet John Johnson.

"Hey do you know what today is?"
"Yeah, it's John Johnson Day"
"wtf is that"
"It's the day you meet John Johnson"

by whatsit tooya February 5, 2022


Dwayne the rock Johnsons

Another word for big testicals

John I have massive cojones

Paul I have Dwayne The Rock Johnsons

by nuketown20093062 February 22, 2022


Meat Head Johnson

If someone is acting superior and condensing towards others, also if someone had a large and sweaty head.

Calm down meat head johnson.

by Fat head boy April 15, 2019


Sargent Avery Johnson

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.

Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank

by Dr Ebola Cat March 24, 2019


Suck Horse Johnson

Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.

I told her to give me a Suck Horse Johnson.

by Suck_my_Johnson July 28, 2019