A 17 year old Psycho who resides in Anchorage Alaska but his Purposs is to FUCK SHIT UP
Man he’s just like The Alaskan Psycho
Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face
Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.
Shoving ice inside a woman's vagina
Rosie wanted to spice up her sex life, so she let her boyfriend perform an Alaskan Ziploc on her
When you cum in a sock, let it ferment for 2 days, then stick a popsickle stick in it, freeze it, take it out of the sock and stick it in your girl's pussy and let it impregnate her.
I gave your mom the alaskan snowsock last night
When you tie up your friend in the snow, creampie them, and leave them there after you poop on their chest.
Dudeeee, last weekend I had an Alaskan Hushpuppy in the mountains but, she still hasn’t texted me back.
when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.
Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
Damn I gave that girl the Alaskan Condom