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Something this weird chick from Austin made up, and now she uses it ALL the time b/c she thinks it's cool or whatever.
Megan: "dude, this guy i hooked up with last night totally started Susan B. Anthoning my leg. I had to shake him off, like a dog."
Cati: "that's awesome, how come no one ever want's to Susan B. Anthony my leg?"
Megan: "cause you're tall, of course."
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What Anthony Fauci currently is not, but might become- at least to some liberally degenerate individuals- under 1 of 3 circumstances: 1) if and when he dies 2) if he physically defeats Covid like Trump defeated Hilary Clinton or 3 The pope pronounces him as such even before his death.
I refuse to pray at the altar of Saint Anthony Fauci or follow the Anthony Fauci personality cult or become a Fauci groupie
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Proof that you can Murder your Daughter, Not report her Missing for 31 days while your Out Partying, and still get away with It. Also proof that your American Court System drags Balls.
Did you hear about the Casey Anthony Trial ?
Fuck Yeah, Innocent my Ass.
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When a man is having sex, then walks away into the bathroom. he then takes caramel and puts it all over his penis.then runs out of the bathroom to his partner and shoves the penis into said partners mouth. And vigorously thrusts until the caramel is gone.
I cant wait for her to get home. I have a Carmello Anthony Suprise for her today.
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A saying this crazy hot chick in Austin made up. But now she uses it all the time, and won't shut up! It's SBA this, SBA that!
Megan: "dude, this guy i hooked up with last night totally SBA'd the fuck out of my leg. I had to shake him off, like a dog. My thigh is actually sore today!"
Cati: "that's awesome, how come no one ever want's to Susan B. Anthony my leg?"
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A guy named Anthony who is light skin (meaning black and white) and is a complete dumbass
Tyler: Yo you you heard??
Brian: Heard bout what?
Tyler: Light skin Anthony just jumped into a river because someone said "You Wont"
Brian: Yo he's such a dumbass
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Gets alot of girls in the future and gets a lot of head from girls and can enter porn for millions
I'm Brandon Anthony Lara
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