Seen her arse

To be annoyed with something or sombody. Originates in Manchester UK

I told her I would be home for tea, but I stayed out till last orders.Shes really seen her arse with me

arse fist festival

Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).

Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?

Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

i can't be arsed

lack of motivation to take part in a particular activity or anything at all

'i can't be arsed to go to school'

queer arse

homosexual male

up your arse

a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.

made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"

Smart-Arse-Tax

A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.

Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:

(1) through sarcasm,

(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or

(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.