arse end of nowhere

A place behind the middle of nowhere and below the back of beyond, which is significantly less pleasant to visit than either.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the arse end of nowhere."

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Seen her arse

To be annoyed with something or sombody. Originates in Manchester UK

I told her I would be home for tea, but I stayed out till last orders.Shes really seen her arse with me

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arse fist festival

Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).

Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?

Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

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queer arse

homosexual male

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i can't be arsed

lack of motivation to take part in a particular activity or anything at all

'i can't be arsed to go to school'

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arse sack

alternative for bum bag, a bag which one wears atop their buttocks, (secured by a belt-like device with a clip for attachment and detachment) while running, walking, etc.

in the television series, 'the nanny', yeta wears an 'arse sack' incorrectly, and wears it on the front, hence the name 'arse sack' or 'bum bag'

"hey, mum, have you got your arse sack on yet so we can get runnin'"

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