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The sound of the bell or horn in a stock market exchange which signifies the beginning and ending of the trading day.
Trader: "Could you step on it? I'm running late and the Jew Bells sound in only fifteen minutes!"
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An jewish person's afro.
The thing that Slash has under his top hat is a jew fro
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a gift bestowed upon all males of the jewish faith, by god himself. jew penises are proven to be even larger than those of black people, and will tear anyone up. they also can be quite dangerous, as boners can reach 12+ inches, and are sometimes lethal. contrary to popular belief, jews have the largest penises, of living things, ever.
guy 1 "eww that bitch is loose"
guy 2 "duh she dated chris steinheimer"
guy 1 "the jew penis strikes again!111oneoneone"
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-Bombs or any kind of explosive that were used to by the Israelis against its enemies.(Palastine & the Hamas in particular.)
-A chain of unbearable false information or lies often regarded as a "bombardment" which commited by the jews.
-Jewish and Zionist propaganda, statements, or any kind of information.(only apply when the information is extremely pro-jewish.)
-In a much simple words, Jewish bullshit.
A Jew bomb landed on my neighbour's house.
Jewish Guy: The Israeli people are the direct descendant of Jesus Christ and Hercules,which makes us the best race in the world.
Another Guy: Take Ur f**king Jew Bombs and stick it up ur ass.Only an idiot will buy your story!!!
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Festus: Dude, Lenny Kravitz is soo awesome!
Jew boy: Yes, that's because his a black jew. He's got the best of both worlds.
Black boy: Sweet!
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A jewish guy who has many children and thus has a van. As he goes out to cheap dinners he fills his van full of his children. HEnce the name JEW VAN.
ISHMAL: come here my 15 children we are heading to the jew van
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