When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.
Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
When you’re struggling to take a shit.
John is battling demons in the bathroom.
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The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
To eat/attempt to eat something
yo man i battled this cheezeburger yesterday.
An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).
"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.
the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.
the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.
when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.
falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.
a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
The two grand Ninjas JFlux and Jlatham endured a seven hour Ninja battle in order to conclude there disspute on the ussfulness of mystical space typhoon.