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A beautiful smart gyal who has is curvy but thinks she's fat , a woman of God. Any self respecting boy / man would be lucky to have her , a great bestie but finds it hard to control her anger and Moods , she's a lovely girl
Becky rose is fit man
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After drinking a whole bottle of rose in the sun possibly by a lake, feeling the urge or need to jump on a friend and proceed to dry rape them in front of a large crowd.
Oh god did you see jo's rose rage she was all like "Nick I'm gonna rape you cos I have the ROSE RAGE!"
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when you have anal incest with someone and they have a rectal prolapse
Yooo i fucked my brother last night!! i fucked him so rough i gave him a georgia rose
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Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.
"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."
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an anime girl, a weeb. and most importantly. the girl you'll never have. you know why? shes the best person, because she has a smart, personality. and only likes to share her time with her close friends, you'll never want to mess with her. cause she'll beat you. she'll beat you real hard.
WOW did you see jane-rose beat that kid to the ground today?
yeah dude, that was brutal.
I wish she would beat me like that.
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When you save half burnt weed for later
Bro, I just remembered I got a little jar of “Black Roses” saved for times like this...
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A truly truly mistaken man who is the lead singer for Guns N’ Roses. When he was 2 years old his bio dad m0les+ed him and kidnaped him.Then his mom’s new husband had him kicked out of the house because he got in trouble with the law and he wouldn’t cut his hair above his ears. Then he had to move far away from there and met everyone and legally changed his name from William Bruce rose to axl rose. Then GnR and one of the top three front men and singers ever. Freddie I’m looking at you!then he and GnR went to be one of the most successful bands and making hit songs such as Sweet child o mine, November rain, Welcome to the Jungle, knocking on heaven’s door,and shall I go on?He is known for wearing a red or blue bandanna,Charles Manson shirt or no shirt, nothing but shorts, Most famously his scotchish Kilt, leather pants and jacket, sunglasses, and his plaid jacket. In my opinion wellll he is the most attractive guy I have ever laid my wonder filled eyes on. Might be the only one. And he is also very famous for his high pitched scream,deepp voice, inventing the snake, his kilts and 22 jersey,and being the most misunderstood badass I have ever seen in my life. Sry I need to make prt 2
Mom: and that is the story of how I was friends with Axl rose the most misunderstood/chillest/badass dude I have ever met along side the best guitarist in mine and many others opinions!
Me: 😱
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