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A popular form of calming-down from back in the old country. First apply Crisco, liberally, from nipples to waistline. Next, work up quite a lather with your saliva. Proceed to then lick the belly of the rub-ee in a circular motion, beginning from the belly button, working your way outward.
Don't forget to get all the belly button lint!!
said in an old country accent, "Oh honey, it has been long stressful day at ze mines. you know just what would ease me on up, eh?"
"oooooh, of course, my loverr.. we shall have a burmese belly rub for dinner and then eskimo pies for dessert!! ..."
"Oh ho ho.... "
giggles and slurping sounds.
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Pidgin English for "I have a tummyache". If you want to say "I have a big tummyache", you can say "belli bilong mi plenti walk about".
Oooohhh, belli bilong mi walk about. Mi hav tokim bigfela seramik!
A sexually meaning when the boy puts his dick deep inside your vagina, It’s so big that it could rearrange your organs
“I want you in my belly , and your big dick inside of me”
“Yes it’s so big I’m gonna reach your stomach”
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Once upon a time in Utrecht (the Netherlands), Moskou the famous white cat of an infamous Berlinian soap star escaped the safety of her home and was lost for days. When Moskou finally walked back in all dazed and confused, she appeared to have been run over by a truck with her white belly being all black with filth. In fact, Moskou had been brutally assaulted and impregnated by a neighbourhood tom*cat. Nowadays, all around the Netherlands and Germany, when someone speaks about “iemand een zwart buikje geven” (Dutch) or “giving someone a black belly” it expresses he or she is in the process of having ‘rather fierce sexual intercourse’ with that particular individual.
Giving someone a black belly (zwart buikje geven). (its all about the giving!) Iemand een zwart buikje geven. (Dutch)
Some guy: "He bro...I'll call you later...I'm giving her a black belly right now"
Other guy: "Genau!"
Some girl: "Damn, that guy sure gave me a black belly last night!"
Other girl: "Oh he gave you a black belly? Genau!"
Other guy: "Genau!, I'll give you both a black belly"
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better than it could be
Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!
Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!
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A kindergarten game where one kid says the refrain, "Peanut Butter and Jelly!" and another kid repeats it. After the second kid says it, the first kid says, "Well, sock 'em in the belly!" and lets fly a fist into the second kids stomach.
Kid #1: "Hey! Say this: "Peanut Butter and jelly!"
Kid #2: "Okay. Peanut Butter and JellY!"
Kid #1: "Well, then, "peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!"
(Followed by a sucker punch to the solar plexus.)
Kid #2: "Ouch! you friggin douche!"
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A rare mythological feeling you get the day after consuming spagetti made with dave's insanity hot sauce while drinking rediculous amounts of bacardi.
Friend 1"Man how do feel after that crazy night yesterday? That spagetti was good wasn't it!" Friend 2"Well to put it bluntly I feel like the Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale!!!
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