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To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw
"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.
Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?
A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.
United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn
All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum
A phrase to describe something that's really easy
*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"
A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?
I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
adjective; someone that is slow to grasp jokes, that doesn't know when someone is joking, or looks too deep into jokes and harasses the person because of some "deeper meaning" that is nowhere present in the joke.
synonym; cancel culture
Joe: Did you hear that Carol went joke blind?
Peter: I just hope she is slow to grasp jokes, not like those annoying people on Twitter.
A phenomenon on dating platform like tinder.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.
Blind liking for self confidence
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.
So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.