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(noun) - intense nervous excitement leading to reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to a temporary solution for a permanent problem; old habits die hard.
"You get goose bump fever sometimes. You know what you want to do with your life, but doing it is a different story."
you take a 'fartsdump' on a girls chest
Bro, I just gave that girl a Norwegian Speed Bump in the guest bedroom.
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Increase the amount of money you have given me as I feel it is not enough to sustain me and my selfish needs.
Boss please bump the cheese up because i want to buy expensive liquor this weekend and win some hoes.
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The act of talking to much. Espescially about what one is going to do or has done, but never doing or being about whats talked so much about. Originated in Oakland, CA.
My dead beat baby's daddy don't ever do shit for him. He's just always coming around bumping them gums, but never doing shit!
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The sound of two or more people having sex.
My neighbors were getting it on yesterday and were making baby bumping music.
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A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.
I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel
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A dance move that some females like to consider fun but males despise due to the growing tightness of their pants.
Girls use this move to entice men, and make them assume that the girl wants to take it to the bedroom. Men do not be fooled, the girl just wants to satisfy an itch in her pants and move on. She will not sleep with you, so strap on that jock strap before you go on the dance floor to protect yourself from the hump da bump.
Unsuspecting male: "Dude, look at those girls grinding, I would love to get in there and make a sandwich"
Smart male: "don't do it bro, they will totally hump da bump you and leave you dry as a bone"
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