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The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'
A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.
It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
You were not the first person to say kbye it was made famous by napolen dynomite so stop saying that you were the first to say it.
Alycia u definatly were not the first person to say kbye.
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A euphemism for male masturbation, used in Robin Williams' standup comedy.
I spent five hours playing a first person shooter last night
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He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation
Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.
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A 634 foot skyscraper in Omaha, Nebraska that was built between the years of 1999 and 2002. The tower is the tallest building in Omaha and Nebraska and is the newest skyscraper in the city.
The First National Bank Tower is the tallest building in Nebraska.
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A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.
OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.
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