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When four hours into taking LSD or acid, because at this time acid is at its peak you take X
Dude, we took acid four hours ago we should totally try candy flipping and take X.
When an adult finds a minor sexually attractive and/or some times have a relationship which could land the other person in jail for. Most common examples are between teens who are not legally who have sex and adults.
guy 1: Have you seen guy 3's sister she is one sexy piece of ass.
guy 2: Dude she is total jail candy.
guy 1: I thought she was legal already!
guy 2: Nah man she's 16....
Hard candy that when you bit it it breaks off into thin, sharp pieces that cut your mouth like an emo kid cuts there wrist.
John: OW... my tong is bleeding.
Dave: Got some razor candy there?
Dave: Hehe emo kid!
John: Dave, your a dick
When a girl has a blue waffle and a pink sock at the same time.
Women who like to sell candy instead of sex...
"We're Candy Whores by trade, m'dear..."
Candy you eat through your ears, although it hurts, and defans you, it tastes REEL gewd.
Ibrahim: Ali, Eat This Candy
Ali: How?
Ibrahim: Stick It in your Ear
Ali:...OWW
Ibrahim: HAHAHA!
Ali: I cant Hear You...
*Suddenly everyone comes and starts laughing for no reason, just like in scooby-doo, which reminds me, I HATE scooby doo*
Imran: Thats Wasnt Funny At All.
Doing Molly, Acid, and Shrooms at the same time.
Dude I was Candy Crushing last night