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When four hours into taking LSD or acid, because at this time acid is at its peak you take X
Dude, we took acid four hours ago we should totally try candy flipping and take X.
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When an adult finds a minor sexually attractive and/or some times have a relationship which could land the other person in jail for. Most common examples are between teens who are not legally who have sex and adults.
guy 1: Have you seen guy 3's sister she is one sexy piece of ass.
guy 2: Dude she is total jail candy.
guy 1: I thought she was legal already!
guy 2: Nah man she's 16....
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Hard candy that when you bit it it breaks off into thin, sharp pieces that cut your mouth like an emo kid cuts there wrist.
John: OW... my tong is bleeding.
Dave: Got some razor candy there?
Dave: Hehe emo kid!
John: Dave, your a dick
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Women who like to sell candy instead of sex...
"We're Candy Whores by trade, m'dear..."
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When a girl has a blue waffle and a pink sock at the same time.
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Candy you eat through your ears, although it hurts, and defans you, it tastes REEL gewd.
Ibrahim: Ali, Eat This Candy
Ali: How?
Ibrahim: Stick It in your Ear
Ali:...OWW
Ibrahim: HAHAHA!
Ali: I cant Hear You...
*Suddenly everyone comes and starts laughing for no reason, just like in scooby-doo, which reminds me, I HATE scooby doo*
Imran: Thats Wasnt Funny At All.
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When a male/female is with someone way out of their league.
Seal with Heidi Klum. Heidi is Shoulder Candy
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