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A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....
To completely finish a video game
Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.
"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"
When your age changes and your age number isnt on the clock anymore
Jaidah:I’m turning 13 this year i’m gonna be off the clock!! Mariah:I’ll be off the clock next year im still 12
a character in beauty and the beast. man turned to clock. a crazy tale. good nickname for a cody.
: “o my what is that”
: “me? o i’m cogsworth the clock”
When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal
Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today