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Diarrhea, Montezuma’s Revenge, the excrement of feces after a long night of Mexican food and Natural Light. When one has a cold this is the only warming part therein. Like removing the drain plug at the jiffy lube, 10-W30 is just pouring out. The violent fury from ones rectum. Pile it on high and deep.
Your food looks like a hot cold.
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A move used in football to purposely avoid making a tackle, most commonly used by Edison linebackers wearing #3
Max has perfect cold shouldering form
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when a chick starts rubbin your dick, but has cold hands.
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A city in north east Alberta. Mostly inhabited by Air force assholes(Pigeons)and Natives. I was born in Cold Lake and it is full of beauty. Including Forests, A huge Lake, and trails coming outta your ass. A Fun/cool place for RedNecks alike.
Things to do: Four by Fouring, Drinking, Quading, then more drinking! WHOO HOO!!
My name is Katie-anne, this is my Dad is Billy-Bob. We are from Cold Lake
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Usually, your mom's fingers and feet get cold first and her butt, because it's so damn big, is the last thing to get cold. So if her butt is cold then everthing else is too, which means it can't get much colder.
A: It's butt cold today.
B: Yes, but your butt is smokin' hot.
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An effective and common technique guys use to break out of a friend zone. This is effective especially when the guy made a screw-up when asking for a date.
This is utilized in order to hopefully force a girl to wipe a clean slate off a guy who is just not good enough for her as a way to erase a screw-up. Much later, the girl will start to miss him and will hopefully reconsider.
Cold shoulder: the gold standard for getting out of the bane of your relationship.
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The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.
Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!
Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.
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