Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.
A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches
She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.
Wack my dildo daddy
Wanna wack my dildo?
Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon
" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"
To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.
He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.
You get bad luck / voodoo when you don’t reply to a text or question from Doras dildo you can even ask chun.maraj her hair stylist came late and didn’t finish her hair.
You didn’t reply to Doras dildo text!! Your going to get Dora dildo voodoo on you for 24 hours