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To be covered in your step uncle's semen while riding a dildo on the roof
Do you see that nutty dildo Rider
Yeah I wish I was him right now
You'd think I'm joking, but this is a real city in Canada.
"Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"
a person that munches on dildo's or a term for a faggot ass loser bitch.
Rob: steven is such a fuckin dildo munch.
John: Werd he be munchin that dildo all day long.
When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.
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When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.
Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.
A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.