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Nikhil Fortnite disease is a condition which forces you to play Fortnite 24/7 and to play Fortnite no matter what.
Bro has is playing everyday even in school, he must have Nikhil Fortnite Disease.
A passing disease common among transgender people that is associated with a sharp pain in one's stomach upon being deadnamed or misgendered. The only known cure is for the offender to profusely apologize and correctly gender them, although this may take anywhere from a few seconds to thirty minutes.
Jaqueline: Hey, deadname!
Ace: Ow! Shit, sorry. Trans-Stomach Disease.
Jaqueline: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I meant Ace. I didn't mean to offend you!
Ace: It's alright, just give me a second. What do you need?
Not a Debbie Downer, just a really dumb Deb. Also not someone named Debbie. Someone so dumb, they don't even know they have the disease. This pandemic has been sweeping across the nation and there is no known cure.
My dumb friend Doris definitely has Dumb Deb Disease.
Do you know Donna? I heard her family just used a whole case of Dumb Deb Disinfectant!
A weird person, who thinks he’s a big man, but really is just a person with some sort of syndrome
Oh no, you’ve been diagnosed with Addison Boaler disease. Would you like to abort?
It turns you into a muppet, and gives you shrek waffles, the worse version of blue waffles.
Person A:You got Blue waffles?
Person B: Nah I got Shrek Shidode Disease
Person C: WTF
This may happen when your girl asks why you asked another girl for bps.
Kylie: "Why did you ask my Best Friend for bps?"
Brycen: " I have Slippery Finger Disease."
Green Iron Disease, also sometimes referred to as Green Fever, is a fairly well known (among people affected by it), largely irreversible but nevertheless somewhat treatable condition in which an individual develops a passion and craving for surplus military hardware, most notably military vehicles. Symptoms of Green Iron Disease may include (but are not limited to) owning multiple military vehicles, generators, and the like, maxed-out credit cards, junk email from the government surplus auction web sites, = reduction in time spent with one's spouse because they're wrenching on trucks, irritated homeowner's associations and city code enforecement officers when one's backyard looks like a national guard unit, and complaining neighbors.
When the person experiences withdrawals from military vehicles or hardware, they may exhibit symptoms such as depression, and either avoiding fellow addicts or turning to them for help with managing their symptoms.
Although Green Iron Disease is believed to be incurable, its symptoms can be mitigated by ownership of one or more military vehicles, although as the disease grows the number of vehicles or items owned also proportionally increases. Withdrawals, usually caused by being forced to sell one's collection, can be mitigated by acquiring other military vehicles.
"Man, you've got the green iron disease! You're screwed! "
"The 12 step program for recovering addicts is simple for green iron disease: Buy more surplus military hardware!"
"I just sold my Deuce and a Half and I'm going through Green Iron Disease withdrawals!"