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Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad

BEN HAS PROJECTILE NUT DISEASE

by Big chinchilla dad April 03, 2019


Wii-kinson's Disease

Shaking or tremoring of the hand commonly experienced when one cannot get his or her Wii pointer correctly positioned on the TV screen.

She developed Wii-kinson's Disease while trying to select "Cow Racing" from the Wii Home menu.

by thesceneisdead March 10, 2009


Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 12, 2018


Nikhil Fortnite Disease

Nikhil Fortnite disease is a condition which forces you to play Fortnite 24/7 and to play Fortnite no matter what.

Bro has is playing everyday even in school, he must have Nikhil Fortnite Disease.

by KanyeFan2083 December 10, 2022


Trans-Stomach Disease

A passing disease common among transgender people that is associated with a sharp pain in one's stomach upon being deadnamed or misgendered. The only known cure is for the offender to profusely apologize and correctly gender them, although this may take anywhere from a few seconds to thirty minutes.

Jaqueline: Hey, deadname!
Ace: Ow! Shit, sorry. Trans-Stomach Disease.
Jaqueline: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I meant Ace. I didn't mean to offend you!
Ace: It's alright, just give me a second. What do you need?

by Reven's #1 Kitten December 07, 2022


Addison Boaler Disease

A weird person, who thinks he’s a big man, but really is just a person with some sort of syndrome

Oh no, you’ve been diagnosed with Addison Boaler disease. Would you like to abort?

by TheSpecialSpiderMan May 21, 2020


Dumb Deb Disease

Not a Debbie Downer, just a really dumb Deb. Also not someone named Debbie. Someone so dumb, they don't even know they have the disease. This pandemic has been sweeping across the nation and there is no known cure.

My dumb friend Doris definitely has Dumb Deb Disease.
Do you know Donna? I heard her family just used a whole case of Dumb Deb Disinfectant!

by Dr. Debbie Davidson April 30, 2020