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mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.

The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"

by bindy havanah December 23, 2008


Mad Cow Disease

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.

Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.

by ChriSe7en July 13, 2009


MAD COW DISEASE

two fat people raging on each other

I mad cow diseased with your mom

by B-Raid April 26, 2007


Balloon’s Head Disease

The code word for Airhead.

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.

by Sonar System September 15, 2023


Bubble Skin Disease

The Bubble Skin disease is a fictional illness similar and inspired to the Hanahaki disease.

It’s deadly in some cases but can be cured.

It was created from

The illness born from those suffering from unrequited love in which the patient starts to get bubbles appearing on their skin that makes it irritated and itchy causing the victim to scratch at it. Think of eczema for a real life comparison.

The disease causes the victim to non-stop scratch at the bubbles on their skin causing them to pop and leave permanent scares on their skin. In some rare cases if the subject scratches hard or deep enough to create open wounds the bubbles can release the same toxic substance that scares their skin into the blood stream which can danger the victim of death.

The illness would disappear if the victim get their feeling required romantically and not in a friendship type way. Although the damages already sustained from the disease won't disappear along with the illness.

He stared down as he scratched at his irritated and itchy skin covered with bubbles tears streaming down his face. The bubbles created a subtle popping sound as blood started to build up under his nails. He didn’t want to keep scratching. He wanted to ignore it and wait for it to pass, but he couldn’t, his body forced him to keep scratching at the bubbles on the surface. That is the curse of the Bubble Skin disease.

by VENdyMachine June 28, 2022


Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

by Arix the Commumoose June 29, 2018


Peter Griffin's Disease

See - Homer Simpson Syndrome

She was always disagreeing with me. I later found out she had Peter Griffin's disease.

by CYLAIS January 9, 2023