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Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.

by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021


dollar sign visions

Visions of change. For example 100,000,000,13.63. The one with the visions will take the 63 cents.

Almost funny how all her visions had dollar signs in them. They were dollar sign visions.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022


2 dollars

The man who always be asking for two bucks

Yo man can get 2 dollars for xannies

by baby321 March 04, 2024


hobby dollars

Hobby Dollars are money spent on things that get classified as an investment but in reality have a very low probability of making any sort of return whatsoever. Instead, people spend Hobby Dollars for entertainment and the ability to participate in a culture outside of their actual carriers. This can be seen clearly in the Equestrian Industry.

A - "Hey, I just invested $100,000.00 in a new a horse! "
B - "You mean you just spent $100,000.00 in Hobby Dollars. You and I both know that horse is never going to pay for itself."

by Pyned September 24, 2015


almost four hundred dollars.

money approximately in the range between $350 - $399

but never exactly or over $400

how much did mom spend on you at lululemon?

almost four hundred dollars.

by flaccid grass March 18, 2023


A kajillion dollars

Half of 2 kajillion dollars

99.9% of gamblers stop right before they win a kajillion dollars

by SapphireDive August 16, 2022


Dollar Drinks

Drinks for one dollar every Wednesday night.

Sally: “So, dollar drinks!?”

Emily: “No”

Sally: “Great! See you there!”

by Sally McDonald October 24, 2023