Jon epic is a person who is really cool and awesome. Normally used to friends. It can also refer to characters like Karamatsu Matsuno, Dice Arisugawa or Kaito Momota.
You are truly Jon epic!
Wow, that dude is Jon epic.
An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)
You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.
Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!
THOMAS NO STOP MOLESTING THE CHILDREN WITH A TOY TRAIN. EPIC WIN?
Its a cross between a douchbag and my brother..a whole new breed..
Some guy: Hey man look at that epic dbag
Girl: Oh hey zach!
PLEASE HELP ME IM ON A DIET
-DIET
MORAL: DIET
IM ON A DIET EPIC NGL HELP END ME.
Used to define a relatively spectacular moment.
Jim Bob Carrie: My wife just got pregnant! I'm going to be an uncle!
Pim Lob Sarrie: YO! That's epic swag cash money!