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When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.
Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!
*Also known as poop sack*
Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.
Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.
A Girl who loves her BF especially younger one
More than anything else in the world
She is literally Pan ei Phyu when its come in Love
When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick