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when one lays an incredible small amount of turd. They have 'split the flatule' and created an f-bomb.
whilst working out his special and general relativity theries, einstein conjured up the knowledge that could ruin the world.
he looked upon his toilet bowl, and realised he had laid an f-bomb.
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Your lord and master. Invincible. Not only feared by males, but adored by females.
F Middy owns your bitch ass.
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(v.) (trans.) To give someone the finger and then immediately show that person your butthole.
"Hey Mike, whay do you look so sick?"
"Dude, a bum just gave me the F-Star, and it was GROSS!!"
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A person whom another regards with complete contempt and disrespect, and who is only permitted in the other's presence for the purpose of being sexually exploited.
"She woke me up again with her whining blandishments, what I'd give to sh*tcan this f*cktard."
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F*cks are how much you care about something. If you care so much about getting a nice car, then you give 1000 f*cks about it. If you don't care about getting a fancy car, no f*cks are given.
Sam: How many f*cks do you give about getting a mansion?
Jake: 87000.
Michael: 0.
Sam and Jake: NO F*CKS GIVEN??!!
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