Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

epic fail syndrome

when your life just sucks massive cock, and you suck at everything.

G1:Suck my dick!
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!

you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.

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to fail grade 11

Jerking off, to masturbate, to discover one's clitoris

I need to fail grade 11 before I head out
I miss failing grade 11 with my barber

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Supreme Epic Fail

A fail of such incredible magnitude that epic fail alone cannot describe it. Only a small percentage of failure is great enough to be dubbed supreme, but that which is should not be forgotten and deserves the Supreme Epic Fail Award.

From YouTube:
Sconz32 (2 days ago)
HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HAVE AIDS

A public declaration of Supreme Epic Fail at its finest.

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Failed Facebook Fast

One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.

Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.

John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.

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Gay Fail Face

A face made by a gay guy, usually when taking a photograph, whereas the said gay guy's lips are pooched out in an effort to look like a cracked out model. Possibly inspired by Derek Zoolander's signature pose, Blue Steel.

Oh, Blaine is soooo gay. He has Gay Fail Face in almost all of his Facebook pictures.

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