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Flat earther

Someone who knows the truth.

Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police

by Nonweeb November 11, 2024


Flat Earther

One of the most popular conspiracies
They believe the earth is flat
But what’s the point of hiding the shape of the earth
It benefits no one at all

Flat earthers would be seen as normal people in the 14th century I guess

by Lixie_ April 30, 2023


Flat Earther

A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).

"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"

by younerd July 24, 2023

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Flat-apple

A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.

Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it

by Okokpkokejenkd May 19, 2017


flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.

We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

by mrtoodamn_good August 8, 2021


Flat Rim

The sexual act of having one person in a downward dog position with their ass in the air and the other person doing the spider walk towards their partners asshole to give a rim job.

Eric came over last night and he showed me how to Flat Rim and let me tell you Julie my back hurts.

by Hungbrisket January 25, 2022


flat-screener

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013