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A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).
"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"
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The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair
Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”
Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.
I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.
A sudden and heavy downpour of anything
Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.
The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
Very busy. From the Aussie idiom, "flat out like a lizard drinking".
I'd love to come over but I'm flat out!
When you have sex with someone and you are flaccid.
Want me to give you a flat bike?
What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)