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Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.
Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.
Packing Fudge
The optimistic optomotrist was looking forward to some fudge packing on his wedding anniversary night but alas he forgot about packing fudge
A fudge pop is where a girl will shit on your dick, and then suck it off as it I were a fudge pop.
Man she was so kinky I let her give me a fudge pop!
To engage in anal with one individual, then remove your shit-smeared appendage, and insert it in another individuals anus.
Richard Simmons is quite the fudge smuggler
When a male or female takes a dump in a slightly larger persons belly button (a person that may have a muffin top)
Man: Yo Steve, I just gave Susie a fudge muffin last night!
Steve: dude, you're nasty!!!
An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.
"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"
butthole, rectum, anus, asshole
Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.