Anything with hair on it or anything that can be described with hair on it.
Look at those hairy bits on that penguin.
When a male twists his Gooch hair do its twisted and pointy. Like the wick on a candle.
Last night after my shower I made a hairy candle.
An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.
When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.
A short British female who’s exceptionally hairy
Did you see that hairy Neri pass by, she needs to shave
Hairy Doughnut is a name they used for vagina back in the older days.
"Let me play with your juicy Hairy Doughnut"
When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.
I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick
The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.
My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.