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zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay

The ultimate one hit kill spell, only used by the most skilled of wizards

Guy: Hey buddy, you looking for trouble?
Wizard: You leave me no choice, Zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay
Guy: *dies*

by BlingusBlongus June 07, 2018


If you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you

This sentence belongs to Mr.Beast. He has a YouTube channel and he is pewdiepies biggest supporter and has been noticed by pewdiepie countless times. He spends a lot of his money donating to pewdiepie.

"if you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you" Chris

by Addywaddy81 July 07, 2019


Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow

A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."

Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"

Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."

Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"

by GuyWhoSexedAFish April 25, 2009


Your village has been raided by 某个中国人

the chinese cannot be stopped

I still remember my first time seeing ''Your village has been raided by 某个中国人''.
it was truly a beautiful moment.

by idfkwhattonamemyself September 20, 2021


Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind

The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020


Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 04, 2020


jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

by dudey1312 June 19, 2009